While in school we are taught to for apple, (b) for such stuff, the school of politics and ball of India you have entirely different teaching.Here is how it looks like:
To for Aam Aadmi: India is very diverse country with all major religions, various languages, fist living in one country. But chiefly there are only two set of people. AAM and Khaas. AAM includes 99% of people of India while khaas includes business and corporate heads, IAS, IPS and political top brass.Of course with their families.So since aam aadmi is majority, Indian politics of claims of doing wonders for aam aadmi and ending up doing wonders for khaas runs!
B for Babri Mashjid:
It is very sensitive issue involving two major religions India in.Hinduism and Islam.But for Indian politics babri is important issue to divide and get votes. Secular takaat is defined by those who didn't participate in babri and communal are those who did participate.
While this is fading into being not issue with urban masses but it still continues to form psychic of people who actually vote.
(C) for Caste:
Important factor is Not meters and mega cities, fist is still a very important social issue and form basis of votes.Mayawati's social engineering concept and her massive victory showed how fist in politics matters.
(D) for Delhi:
Its dream of all political parties. Har karam karenge tere kurshi liye is slogan of all ae measures. Now just Indian politicians, to defense expert according to pakistanis and comedian according to Indian, Zaid Hamid also dreams of ruling delhi someday!
(E) for Election Commissioner:
A person who is not liked by all political parties but are left with no option but to obey his orders!
F for Farmers:
Farmers committing suicide is blamed on previous government, farmer loan waver is taken by all credit.Sugar cane price becomes issue for which all political parties try to take credit
G for Gandhi:
No Its not mahatma gandhi.Mahatma gandhi is for 2nd october and international branding.For Indian politics is indira gandhi, rajeev gandhi, sonia gandhi and rahul gandhi gandhi. Oh i forget priyanka gandhi, varun gandhi and ofcourse menka gandhi.
If its congress politicians, pledge loyalty to sonia gandhi and rahul gandhi is obligatory.If politician is from other party opposing this Gandhi family is number one thing.
H for Hindi:
Ask raj thakeray and abu azmi, how a language can be made into issue and score political points using that.
(I) for Industrialization:
For details on issue singur communist ask!
(J) Board for:
Faceless community which can be manipulated, divided and used for political mileage.
K for Karunanidhi:
One cannot make government in delhi without his support.UPA has it, NDA had it. Karunanidhi is pharmaceutically without which no political recipe collation seems complete.
L for Lal Krishna Advani:
I have dreamt of becoming prime minister but that dream was never VI. Lal vaisnava advani would be judged in history of modern India who practically polarised the votes by his babri campaign.
Lately I have tried to correct his image but I could never succeed in it.But even after retirement I would be part of indian politics being in psychic of Indian voters, specially right wings and minorities.
M for Madam/Wendy/Maya:
Dial M for Indian Politics.Indira gandhi was one big madam of Indian politics and now we have mayawati, mamta and madam sonia gandhi.Indian politics has had femine power which has potential to rule. They can be bully at times, they can be ruthless at times but they largely are good for running their parties giving one success after another.
N for Naxals:
Naxals is said to be biggest threat to country. But for political reasons effective counter naxal strategy becomes difficult to be formed. Lalu blames communist who blame mamta who blames communist again. So its merry go round and keep on striking naxals.
They are india's taliban. While taliban of pakistan want to implement their version of to holy book, naxals want to implement their version of holy book called mao, marx and lenin theories.
Or For Opposition is:
A position in parliament which gives license to go for rampage. A position which is not liked to be held by any party and goal remains to get out of this position at any cost
P is For paisa, power and parliament:
While goal is to reach parliament, the other two Ps are side product of reaching for some main goal and parliament.
Q is For Quitting Party:
Ability to quit party and forming own party is key to political success.But it can fire back too.Famous and successful quitters are sharad pawar, mamta banerjee, chandra shekhar and raj thackeray is upcoming.
R is For Regionalization:
Split and divided and subdivided.Golden mantra of Indian Politics since eternity.Why only maharathi manoos?.Manoos for every state and win state election, send one or two mps to center, support center government and get job done.
S is For Secularism:
To term which is undefined in Indian politics.While official definition means that religious belief should not influence public and governmental decisions; positionThe related political belief in the separation of religion and state but largely India in secularism is used as term to keep right wing out of government.Often countered by right wing by word pseudo Street secularism.
T is For Terrorism:
Terrorism is not modern phenomena but this lately you've seen rise in leaps and bounds.Weak government, strong government, terrorism and religion etc are important political issues.
Or for Unity is under Obligation:
Other name is coalition which is practice of current Indian politics.
V is for votes:
Vote ka mamla dilbar, khalbhali brain ke hai hai walk.Votes is right given to people to pass Raynor about who would rule them.Votes designed to give power to people has been nicely used by politicians.Those who understand are lazy enough to vote and vote by others who are lazy enough to understand!
W is for Wealth:
No need to Karan.In time of one business strives recession.
X is for x-factor:
This x-factor is unseen factor which has largely remained undefined.Is it or is it born in charisma?.Good speakers but bad or ability to loose memory implementers eleven elected.Its something in politicians that make them impossible to be ignored, impossible to give up and impossible to remember their election promises.
And is for Yes Sir/Madam:
The ability to assure leaders re of respective parties about loyalty, about their way of thinking and in turn being able to survive in highly lucrative career.
Z is for Zero Hour:
An hour designed to raise questions to government and not infamous for absenteeism in parliament.
Link: A To Z Of Indian Politics
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